My Job, as a Librarian for the Akashic Records

A lot of us have unpaid, dream jobs.  For example, I believe the National Geographic network has a show called "Dog Whisperer".  Two other volunteer jobs that I, myself have are Dream Social Worker, and Time Cop.

So how can you become my client, as an Akashic Librarian?  Simple:  Just die!  My task is to help people with Life Review, where I help people who are either dead, or dying, to make sense of what happened in their life.  This is done neutrally, and without judgement.  In fact, where there is judgement, it is usually my client, who is judging him/her self!

The two main tools I have at my disposal are a special Movie Theater, and computer software.  The first is used for a general overview of main scenes in the person's life, and the latter is used for a more in-depth review of decision points, showing how his/her life could have gone better.  One example of this, from an actual case for a person I'll call Scott goes something like this:  "Scott, I see here [pointing out the laptop computer screen] that you were offered a good job when you were 20 years old.  It had good benefits, a reasonable salary, and a future.  So why did you start that day, by smoking Crack Cocaine?"  (In this case, Scott not only was fired, on the spot, on his second day at work, but was also arrested, at the work scene, and ended up with 6 years in Prison for possession of Cocaine for resale.  Decision point, indeed!)

So what can I suggest to the readers of this BLOG?  Simple.  Make informed choices in your life, and learn more about reality in general.  For example, learn about dreams, which can easily be "Dress Rehearsals" for the Death experience.  If nothing else, the details about how dreams work should provide some empirical evidence for the proposal that Human Beings are multidimensional beings, with non-physical consciousness coming first.  Some of my other BLOGS have more on this subject, for example my Eye Blink Universe BLOG.

One note:  You don't have to actually die to become my client.  I also work with people who undergo what are called Near-Death experiences.  In that case, I go quickly with the person, so they may be able to make an informed decision as to whether to continue with their life.  (If they choose not to, see paragraph two above, of course!)

More later,

Kenneth Wayne Parker, Troubleshooter

"I look for trouble, and shoot it!"